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یکشنبه 13 بهمن 1387-02:22


یك تاجر آمریكایى نزدیك یك روستاى مكزیكى ایستاده بود كه یك قایق كوچك ماهیگیرى از بغلش رد شد كه توش چند تا ماهى بود!
از مكزیكى پرسید: چقدر طول كشید كه این چند تارو بگیرى؟
مكزیكى: مدت خیلى كمى!
آمریكایى: پس چرا بیشتر صبر نكردى تا بیشتر ماهى گیرت بیاد؟
مكزیكى: چون همین تعداد هم براى سیر كردن خانواده‌ام كافیه!
آمریكایى: اما بقیه وقتت رو چیكار میكنى؟
مكزیكى: تا دیروقت میخوابم! یك كم ماهیگیرى میكنم!با بچه‌هام بازى میكنم! با زنم خوش میگذرونم! بعد میرم تو دهكده مىچرخم! با دوستام شروع میكنیم به گیتار زدن و خوشگذرونى! خلاصه مشغولم با این نوع زندگى!
آمریكایى: من توی هاروارد درس خوندم و میتونم كمكت كنم! تو باید بیشتر ماهیگیرى بكنى! اونوقت میتونى با پولش یك قایق بزرگتر بخرى! و با درآمد اون چند تا قایق دیگه هم بعدا اضافه میكنى! اونوقت یك عالمه قایق براى ماهیگیرى دارى!
مكزیكى: خب! بعدش چى؟
آمریكایى: بجاى اینكه ماهى‌هارو به واسطه بفروشى اونارو مستقیما به مشترىها میدى و براى خودت كار و بار درست میكنى... بعدش كارخونه راه میندازى و به تولیداتش نظارت میكنى... این دهكده كوچیك رو هم ترك میكنى و میرى مكزیكو سیتى! بعدش لوس آنجلس! و از اونجا هم نیویورك... اونجاس كه دست به كارهاى مهمتر هم میزنى...
مكزیكى: اما آقا! اینكار چقدر طول میكشه؟
آمریكایى: پانزده تا بیست سال!
مکزیكى: اما بعدش چى آقا؟
 آمریكایى: بهترین قسمت همینه! موقع مناسب كه گیر اومد، میرى و سهام شركتت رو به قیمت خیلى بالا میفروشى !
مكزیكى : خب بعدش چى؟
اینكار میلیونها دلار برات عایدى داره!
میلیونها دلار؟؟؟
آمریكایى: اونوقت بازنشسته میشى! میرى به یك دهكده ساحلى كوچیك! جایى كه میتونى تا دیروقت بخوابى! یك كم ماهیگیرى كنى! با بچه هات
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